Factotum

Dracula: Gothic legend of an undead creature roaming the night looking for victims to suck their blood. Ma Ying-jeou ( 馬英九): modern legend of an uncaring creature roaming Asia looking for Taiwanese victims to throw to the mercy of China. Similar? OK, not entirely. BUT....wait a minute. Take a look at a photo of Dracula. Now, take a look at a photo of Ma Ying-jeou....

any similarities? are you scared? Was that the howling of a wolf you just heard outside? Was that the fluttering of a bat's wings??! It could be something worse: The KMT (Chinese) secret police trying to break down your door and take you away in the middle of the night to castle DRACUMA, just like in the good old days of Chiang Kai-shek and the 'White Terror' '(白色恐怖)'. A cross is not enough to scare away DRACUMA, unless you take the cross and hit him over the head. it might just knock some sense into him. Or morals. Or respect...DRACUMA is sucking the life out of Taiwan and giving it all to China. If DRACUMA likes China so much, why doesn't he go and live there?!